May 2013
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first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
jennifer lawrence: food
tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
Let's do a little comparison
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aerdnua:
passionofthedauterive:
Family Guy
Rape jokes
Eating disorder jokes
Pedophilia jokes
Racist jokes
Molestation jokes
Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
Body positive
No rape jokes, ever.
No eating disorder jokes, ever.
No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
Self harm...
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[[MORE]]One of the things that pisses me off more than anything is how my dad never buys groceries and instead gets nothing but fast food all the time, but still thinks he’s allowed to tell me that I need to “watch what I eat” and “lose some weight”
I could if you put some decent fucking food in the house you judgmental ass, how the hell does your logic work
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eredar:
the-underground-hufflepuff:
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
if there were ever a thing that went against the traits of a hufflepuff
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stanley-darsh:
i want to:
wear and have your clothes
couple cosplay with you
go to the beach with you
cuddle with you
give you little kissies
hug you
have lil date nights and days with you
have ice cream together UuU
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sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
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Anonymous asked: OH YEAH CALL ME PARTNER! fapfapfapfap.
Anonymous asked: Girl, you so cute, you're attractive. Yeah. Best pick up line, I know.
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
this is exactly what makes me never want to see mean girls ever
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circletines:
today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED...
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
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Anonymous asked: wait a frickin second you have actually never seen mean girls?????????????? like how???????
anus:
when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls
this is exactly what makes me never want to see mean girls ever
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claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
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I’m too fragile for my work environment and I can just feel my inevitable disintegration into a pile of tears happening tomorrow.
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Anonymous asked: you have a terible music taste